Coolest Guy On The Planet

Ok...Its true...I got a little jealous. You see Mike F i l s a i m e and B r a d F a l l a n want to get the number 1 position for the term coolest guy on the planet but without them even knowing I plan on "sneaking" up on them and becoming the coolest guy on the planet by using THEIR search engine strategies. What do I need to do to be the coolest guy on the planet?

To be the Coolest Guy On The Planet:

-You need to gain the #1 position for the term coolest guy on the planet

To do this a become that cool and be the coolest you need...
-A ton of backlinks...
-A few "underground" secrets
-and a little cool (and coolest guy) marketing knowledge.

So leave your comments and include the term coolest guy on the planet to help me out!

BUT...

If you really want to help out... simply copy and paste the following on your own website: